The Sexual Life of a Camel (n/a)

The sexual life of a camel, Is stranger than anyone thinks; At the height of the mating season, He tries to bugger the sphinx. But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile. Which accounts for the hump on the camel, And the sphinx's inscrutable smile. In the process of syphillisation, From the anthropoid ape down to man; It is generally held that the navy, Has buggered whatever it can. Yet recent extensive researches By Darwin and Huxly and Hall, Conclusively prove that the hedgehog Has never been buggered at all. We therefore believe our conclusion, Is incontrovertibly shown That comparative safety on shipboard Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone. Why haven't they done it at Spithead? As they've done it at Harvard and Yale. And also at Oxford and Cambridge By shaving the spikes off it's tail